David Waterston

From the Sunday Times, 20th August, 2006:

Madonna has said: “According to science we aren’t going to have a planet in about 50 years at the rate we’re going with nuclear waste.

“I can write the greatest songs and make the most fabulous films and be a fashion icon and conquer the world, but if there isn’t a world to conquer, what’s the point?”

That statement is wrong on so many levels it’s hard to know where to begin!
If you’ve been struggling with the problem of what to do with nuclear waste, Madonna might just have the answer you’re looking for (adherance to the laws of physics optional, chanting of “Chernobyl” probably not).

More:

• Madonna’s magical nuclear waste cure (timesonline.co.uk)
• The Kabbalah Centre (kabbalah.com)