Trevor Brown ‘Rubber Doll’ condoms

I’ve always been a big fan of condoms, regardless of necessity, so the launch of a new range bearing the “Rubber Doll” design of one of my all time favourite artists, Trevor Brown, is a cause for, erm, celebration.

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This is the truth

April 12, 2007

Peter Howson - Madonna and Ogre

Despite having “a new found faith in Christianity” (generally the kiss of death to any kind of creativity), Peter Howson, “Scotland’s greatest living painter” ™ has now managed to produce a triumvirate of highly pleasing paintings of my favourite celebrity idiot and orphan botherer, the graceless Madonna. As can be seen from the extract above, also featuring her equally boorish husband (referred to here by Howson as ‘Ogre’),  he has succinctly and expertly captured the repulsive allure of the “golden couple”.

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Historical note: “Scotland’s greatest living painter” was actually born in England.

An excellent promotional video for “We are the massacre” by World’s End Girlfriend.

I’ve been listening to a lot of World’s End Girlfriend (a.k.a. Katsuhiko Maeda) lately and this video perfectly complements the beautiful track from his 4th album, “The Lie Lay Land” (2005).

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We are fam-i-lee

February 19, 2007

Britney Spears Helter Skelter

“You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something.
Nowadays everybody’s crazy.”
Charles Manson

Image source: Nick Bougas (unpopart.org)

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  • No, please, no more.

Compounded

January 26, 2007

A new Consumer Electronics album “Nobody’s Ugly” (vinyl only?) has been announced.
Released by No Fun Productions of New York there is no firm date yet but you can add yourself to their mailing list to be notified when it becomes available.

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An interesting island

January 20, 2007

“Did you know there’s a girls’ school with 400 girls just round the corner? Very nice, I’ll tell you, it really is lovely. I mean they’re so beautiful those little girls are. My conscience won’t let me tamper – feel I might damage their lives if I do anything.”

A short, but unusual, 1974 interview with Brian Eno. Conducted by then journalist Chrissie Hynde.

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I should Co-Co

October 22, 2006


“Twin Klownz Oral Balloon” by Glenn Campbell

I am embarrassed and ashamed to say that I have never had erotic thoughts of any kind about clowns. Sadly, it just never occurred to me that clowns and porn could be such a combustible mix. We should all be thankful that Glenn Campbell doesn’t have the same lack of imagination.

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Completion

October 18, 2006

Just turned up on Dime-A-Dozen, a performance length video of Whitehouse recorded live in the United States earlier this year, namely:

live action 143
05 mar 06
bar – new haven, usa

william bennett, philip best

avalanche, dans, ruthless babysitting, cruise (force the truth), philosophy improv, nzambi ia lufua, cut hands has the solution, munkisi munkondi, a cunt like you, tit pulp, why you never became a dancer, movement 2000

This one is not yet available officially from Susan Lawly. The performance was videotaped but I have no reason to believe that this is the “official” recording.

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While “researching” a soon-to-come post about Jim Thompson I came across this fascinating article about the (usually uncredited) photographs used to illustrate the noir magazines of the ’30′s and ’40′s.

Great article, even better pictures.

Film star Mae West once asked, "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" In the case of this photograph, we can confidently say - it's a gun. There is real danger here - and not just from smoking in bed. But there's also danger in assuming too much.

So look closely at the languid young thing on the bed. She may be holding that hand mirror as if to check her lipstick - but her eyes are turned to the side, the better to see that gun being pulled.

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Get the fuck over it

September 8, 2006

Philip Best has started blogging.
Shouldn’t you be reading it?

“WHAT SORT OF SEX WAS IT?
CHERRY RIPE NOVELTY OR
SOMETHING MISERABLE, INSIGNIFICANT
FADED, CRUSHED AND OLD
LIKE THE JILTED ROADSIDE BLONDE
CROAKING THE SONG
DEAR FUCKING DIARY
TODAY I LEARNED
ACTRESSES GET SLAPPED
ACTRESSES GET RAPED
GET THE FUCK OVER IT”

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