I want to believe it

February 26, 2007

There are two things I like about “Blowjobs on Flickr, Haiku style”:

  • The titles of the posts make me feel as if melancholia is surging unhindered through my bloodstream with absolutely no possibility of me preventing it overwhelming my brain.
  • The “haikus” achieve a level of honesty and brutality sadly lacking in what currently passes for pornography.

That’s enough. The pictures are window dressing.

“The hands, how they grab
I let them do this to me
mom, its not that bad”

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Obedience

January 27, 2007

Strip-Searched by Her Boss: Inside a bizarre and disturbing hoax.

An 11-minute video extract from ABC News 20/20 program.

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An interesting island

January 20, 2007

“Did you know there’s a girls’ school with 400 girls just round the corner? Very nice, I’ll tell you, it really is lovely. I mean they’re so beautiful those little girls are. My conscience won’t let me tamper – feel I might damage their lives if I do anything.”

A short, but unusual, 1974 interview with Brian Eno. Conducted by then journalist Chrissie Hynde.

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Delivery

December 20, 2006

I have absolutely no idea who or what a “Lindsay Lohan” is (and no interest in finding out) but this recent quote from her brought a ray of sunshine into my life:

“So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.

“I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now“.

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I should Co-Co

October 22, 2006

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Twin Klownz Oral Balloon” by Glenn Campbell

I am embarrassed and ashamed to say that I have never had erotic thoughts of any kind about clowns. Sadly, it just never occurred to me that clowns and porn could be such a combustible mix. We should all be thankful that Glenn Campbell doesn’t have the same lack of imagination.

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Men! Wake up!

August 17, 2006

 

On reading todays news that a suspect in the murder of JonBenet Ramsay has been arrested, I thought this image from a couple of years ago (of a bathroom cubicle door in Colorado) needed to be revived. What took the cops so long to catch on?

“They’re all LIARS & CHILD MOLESTERS! SOMEBODY Do Something”

I’m pleased to present my first Book of the Week: “Cooking Bacon Naked” by Stephen E Chatman.
If the back cover blurb doesn’t hook you:

MY RELATIONSHIP PAINS ME, BUT I STAY WHERE I AM. IF I WAS TO WALK AWAY, THE ONLY WOMAN I HAVE EVER LOVED WOULD GET BURNED. THAT’S COOKING BACON NAKED. UNDERSTAND?

Drinking, fighting, and cheating on her. Whatever! She’ll take him back like she’s done so many times before, right? As long as he can stay alive and out of prison long enough to prove he loves her.

Stephen, a connoisseur of 7-Eleven merlot and wild women, has the perfect life for a guy who is overloaded with prescription medications, suffering from rage and bipolar disorders, and on probation for the premeditated assault of a seedy porno producer. “…Red wine is served at room temperature and the floor around my bed is always room temperature.”

Liza, his off-again, on-again fiancée is the only good in his forsaken life. She is book smart, but street dumb and willing to do anything to break into show business. Her poster-girl good looks and country-girl gullibility made her a perfect target for Nikolai, an aged porn star turned porn producer. Nikolai has tricked Liza into believing she is just filming a raunchy soap opera. He allowed her to fake-sex her way through the first half of the film, leading her to believe that fade-to-black means no real sex.

Liza learns that in porn films, there are no special effects and the gooey white stuff isn’t dishwashing liquid mixed with baking soda. When she refuses to have real sex with the block-away ugly actor from a banned porn film called Really Big, she’s given a life-threatening ultimatum, and Stephen may be the only man who can save her.

the opening paragraph surely will:

All men want a more beautiful woman and if you say you don’t you’re lying because your woman is standing right next to you with her Marilyn Manson makeup and horror flick hairdo looking to you for approval. Hey, it’s not your fault; you warned her that her forehead was to big for that new haircut, but no, she forged ahead anyway.

Violence, sex, room-temperature wine, bacon and women with high foreheads.
You know you want it. (amazon.com)

Who watches this stuff anyway? (google.com/trends)

From the Amsterdam Weekly, 27th July-2nd August, 2006:

HANDICAP SEX Temporarily handicapped Swedish brunette seeks David Cronenberg Crash film fan to live out invalid/handicap sex fantasies. Mail photo/phone: spacerebellion@hotmail.com

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