December 20, 2006

I have absolutely no idea who or what a “Lindsay Lohan” is (and no interest in finding out) but this recent quote from her brought a ray of sunshine into my life:

“So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.

“I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now“.


Mittens of Destiny

September 12, 2006

“HUNDREDS of Latvians, knitting a total of 4,500 pairs of woollen mittens as gifts for a NATO summit in November, have been told to avoid a folk symbol said to ward off evil, because it looks like a Nazi swastika.”



Just in case you forgot exactly what the “War On Terror” is fighting to preserve.
The “Amateur Sketch” alone must be worth its weight in (Leprachaun) gold.

From the Sunday Times, 20th August, 2006:

Madonna has said: “According to science we aren’t going to have a planet in about 50 years at the rate we’re going with nuclear waste.

“I can write the greatest songs and make the most fabulous films and be a fashion icon and conquer the world, but if there isn’t a world to conquer, what’s the point?”

That statement is wrong on so many levels it’s hard to know where to begin!
If you’ve been struggling with the problem of what to do with nuclear waste, Madonna might just have the answer you’re looking for (adherance to the laws of physics optional, chanting of “Chernobyl” probably not).